I want everybody to know that I'm going to start a new blog and I'm probably going to get a Twitter account. Look out for it.
This is the last tip of this year. The new year is almost here. Just because the year of "Calvin's Tip of the Day" is past, doesn't mean you should fret. 2010 was a great year, but 2011 can be even better. If you just keep doing your best, looking out for other people, and exercising your brains, bodies, and consciences, then you can have a better year than 2010. Heck, you can have a better year than your best year EVER.
Happy New Year everyone!
Friday, December 31, 2010
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Drop the Shop
Shopping stinks!
If you can get out of going shopping, you should. Who would ever like to go shopping. I mean, maybe if I'm going shopping to buy Legos or a book or something for me. But, going shopping with your mom is totally lame.
If you can get out of going shopping, you should. Who would ever like to go shopping. I mean, maybe if I'm going shopping to buy Legos or a book or something for me. But, going shopping with your mom is totally lame.
Saturday, December 25, 2010
Merry Christmas
From all of us at Calvin's Tip of the Day (okay, really just my dad and me!), we hope you had a very merry Christmas!
If you don't celebrate Christmas, then we hope you had a fun Saturday!
If you don't celebrate Christmas, then we hope you had a fun Saturday!
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Presenting and Early Christmas
If you can't wait to open your Christmas presents, then you need to think of a way to trick your parents into letting you open one early.
Today I came up with a winner of an argument. Since we're going to be away from home for Christmas and we were planning to open our presents tomorrow night before we leave, I told my parents that I really needed to open a present tonight so that I would have time to play with it.
Genius, right?
Wanna know what I got? It's awesome.
Today I came up with a winner of an argument. Since we're going to be away from home for Christmas and we were planning to open our presents tomorrow night before we leave, I told my parents that I really needed to open a present tonight so that I would have time to play with it.
Genius, right?
Wanna know what I got? It's awesome.
Saturday, December 18, 2010
Getting Carded
I want to talk about Christmas cards today. I like getting them. My parents don't send them. So we don't get very many in the mail. I think people only send Christmas cards to people who they get cards from. I wish we got more Christmas cards. I think I might send them out next year for my family and then we'll get more.
My tip is: If you want to get Christmas cards, you better send them out to your friends and family.
My tip is: If you want to get Christmas cards, you better send them out to your friends and family.
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Thursday, December 16, 2010
Books for Your Brains
Read more books. You learn a lot and your vocabulary will get better.
Even though I've encouraged you to read a lot throughout this year on this blog, as we're coming closer to the end of the year, it's a good time to remind you one more time.
What I'm reading right now:
Even though I've encouraged you to read a lot throughout this year on this blog, as we're coming closer to the end of the year, it's a good time to remind you one more time.
What I'm reading right now:
- Harry Potter (re-reading books 5, 6, and 7)
- The Name of this Book is Secret by Pseudonymous Bosch
- Theodore Boone, Kid Lawyer
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Sunday, December 12, 2010
A Holly "Jolly" Candy Recommendation
Saturday, December 11, 2010
Bed Time, Schmed Time
Parents always think you need more sleep than you do. They always want you to go to bed early, even though you know you can stay up later.
When I'm a parent, I will let my kids stay up as late as they want. You should, too.
When I'm a parent, I will let my kids stay up as late as they want. You should, too.
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Scrooged
I have a tip for you. Live your life charitably. Give things and don't ask for things in return. Be kind to people even if they don't seem to deserve it. Otherwise you'll end up like Ebeneezer Scrooge. Don't be like him. You don't want to wake up one night to a bunch of ghosts and learn that nobody appreciates you or is your friend.
P.S. Come see "Scrooge Variations" at the John Waldron Art Center, Rose Firebay tomorrow through Sunday at 7:30 and Saturday/Sunday at 3, both this week and next.
P.S. Come see "Scrooge Variations" at the John Waldron Art Center, Rose Firebay tomorrow through Sunday at 7:30 and Saturday/Sunday at 3, both this week and next.
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Electronics and War
Try to go without using your electronics for an entire day. I bet you can't.
Did you know some of the ingredients in your electronics are mined by bad guys in Africa to make money for guns and stuff that they use to kill people and do other bad stuff. My dad told me about that. I hope that we can find a way to stop them. I'd even give up some of my electronics if it would help.
Here's a place you can go to learn more: http://www.raisehopeforcongo.org/.
Did you know some of the ingredients in your electronics are mined by bad guys in Africa to make money for guns and stuff that they use to kill people and do other bad stuff. My dad told me about that. I hope that we can find a way to stop them. I'd even give up some of my electronics if it would help.
Here's a place you can go to learn more: http://www.raisehopeforcongo.org/.
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Nerf Me!
In the winter it's too cold to play football with a regular football sometimes. So, you should get a Nerf football. That's what I asked to get from my cousin for Christmas.
Nerf rules!
Nerf rules!
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Decisions, Decisions
You guys know how you posted the comments yesterday about the future of this blog and my writing? I appreciated the feedback, but I still haven't decided what I'm going to do. I guess I still have a month to decide, so I'm going to consider my options for a while. Even though the people who commented didn't like the Twitter option, I'm thinking that I might have a Twitter account next year to go along with whatever I do. It may be that I'll continue this blog with a Twitter to go with it. Or I may do a new blog with a Twitter account to go along.
This is just an update.
My tip is that, when you have a big decision to make, you should always get advice from people you trust, but you finally have to make the decision that is best for you.
This is just an update.
My tip is that, when you have a big decision to make, you should always get advice from people you trust, but you finally have to make the decision that is best for you.
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Between Breaks and An Uncertain Future
You guys are probably wondering what's going to happen to this blog next year and I am, too. I'll give you some options and then you can rate them and give me some feedback.
Before that, though, here's my tip. Have fun on Thanksgiving break, but when you get back to school focus on learning. Just because Thanksgiving is fun doesn't mean that you should stop trying at school. It's a hard time between Thanksgiving and winter break to keep focused. But you have to do your best.
Now, back to what happens to this blog next year. I'm a writer, so I want to have a place to do my creative activities, but maybe I want to do something different. Here are some options:
Before that, though, here's my tip. Have fun on Thanksgiving break, but when you get back to school focus on learning. Just because Thanksgiving is fun doesn't mean that you should stop trying at school. It's a hard time between Thanksgiving and winter break to keep focused. But you have to do your best.
Now, back to what happens to this blog next year. I'm a writer, so I want to have a place to do my creative activities, but maybe I want to do something different. Here are some options:
- I continue this blog.
- I start a different blog, not about tips but about something else.
- I forget about all blogs and don't do one at all.
- I start a Twitter account on a different topic than tips.
Give me your thoughts about what I should do.
Friday, November 26, 2010
Awesome Advent
Everybody should have a great season from now until Christmas and try to have a lot of fun times before the new year. Make sure the rest of 2010 is your best year ever. You only live once.
Thursday, November 25, 2010
Thanks Giving
Be thankful. You should be thankful because it's the right thing to do on Thanksgiving. You should probably still be thankful the rest of the year, but people won't pressure you as much to talk about it.
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Chuck, Chuck, Bo-Buck . . . .
Chuck is a really cool TV show on NBC. A guy named Casey is all hardcore. Agent Walker is pretty and tough. And Chuck is a geeky super spy. He has this thing called "the intersect" in his head and it makes him into Super Chuck.
If you like laughing and shooting and kung fu, you should watch Chuck. We have 24 episodes on our DVR that we're trying to watch . . . from both last season and this season.
If you like laughing and shooting and kung fu, you should watch Chuck. We have 24 episodes on our DVR that we're trying to watch . . . from both last season and this season.
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Bear-y Big News
If you've ever watched Disney's "The Jungle Book," I think you'll agree with me that Baloo is the coolest character.
That's why I'm excited to announce that I'll be playing Baloo in the Stages Bloomington production of Jungle Book Kids in February 2011.
It's just the bare necessities . . . . .
That's why I'm excited to announce that I'll be playing Baloo in the Stages Bloomington production of Jungle Book Kids in February 2011.
It's just the bare necessities . . . . .
Monday, November 15, 2010
Chillaxin' on Turkey Break
On your Thanksgiving vacation, which is coming up next week, you should do whatever you want to do. Hang loose!
I'm going to go to the Exotic Feline Rescue Center in Center Point, Indiana, and maybe to Wolf Park in Lafayette. My grandma, aunt, uncle, and cousin might come visit. And I'm just going to relax and lounge around the house. Can you think of a better Thanksgiving vacation than that?
I can't.
I'm going to go to the Exotic Feline Rescue Center in Center Point, Indiana, and maybe to Wolf Park in Lafayette. My grandma, aunt, uncle, and cousin might come visit. And I'm just going to relax and lounge around the house. Can you think of a better Thanksgiving vacation than that?
I can't.
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Sunday, November 14, 2010
Fancy Schmancy Lego Videos
Lego videos are really cool. I really like to watch them. I want to make them, too.
I'm getting a new video camera for Christmas from my Grandma Marietta. (I call my Grandma Marietta "Grandma Spooky" . . . but that's a story for another time.) So, I'll be able to make some pretty awesome Lego videos.
It's a really long and difficult process to make the videos, though. So you have to be really committed to doing it. My favorite Lego video maker is called Fancy Pants. Here's one of my favorites:
My favorite part is when the characters and the Lego blocks look like they're flying or floating. I saw where Fancy Pants explained that he does it by setting up blocks to support them and then erasing them with Photoshop.
I don't know if I'll be as good as Fancy Pants right away, but I can't wait to try.
You should try it, too!
I'm getting a new video camera for Christmas from my Grandma Marietta. (I call my Grandma Marietta "Grandma Spooky" . . . but that's a story for another time.) So, I'll be able to make some pretty awesome Lego videos.
It's a really long and difficult process to make the videos, though. So you have to be really committed to doing it. My favorite Lego video maker is called Fancy Pants. Here's one of my favorites:
My favorite part is when the characters and the Lego blocks look like they're flying or floating. I saw where Fancy Pants explained that he does it by setting up blocks to support them and then erasing them with Photoshop.
I don't know if I'll be as good as Fancy Pants right away, but I can't wait to try.
You should try it, too!
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Back to the Blog, But not Hoarding!
Holy cannoli!! It's been too long since I've updated my blog. I'm going to do a better job now. So, here's a big tip to make up for all the time off:
You shouldn't clutter up your house like the people on Hoarders. It will make your house really disgusting to live in and everyone will stop being your friend. I was watching this episode where the woman was trying to say she needed to keep this thing she had hoarded to give to someone as a present, but it was covered in rat poop! Gross!!
I'm not a hoarder, but after watching that show, I think I'm going to go clean my room.
You shouldn't clutter up your house like the people on Hoarders. It will make your house really disgusting to live in and everyone will stop being your friend. I was watching this episode where the woman was trying to say she needed to keep this thing she had hoarded to give to someone as a present, but it was covered in rat poop! Gross!!
I'm not a hoarder, but after watching that show, I think I'm going to go clean my room.
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Are you ready for some . . . .
If you want a sport to play and you don't know which one, I recommend football in the fall. It's a fun sport, but sometimes you can get hurt. So, you want to be careful where you play. Like, my friends and I play football on recess. Sometimes we have to play on the asphalt. You have to be really careful not to push people down then.
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Costume Creativity
If you can't figure out what Halloween costume to wear, think about what you love most or what you're most scared of. Then you'll have plenty of ideas. I personally like to think of book characters or movie characters that I've enjoyed over the past year.
But, my uncle Derry is afraid of clowns. He should go as a clown. That would be funny! He'd be afraid of himself. HA! Hey, Derry, I hope you enjoy this!
But, my uncle Derry is afraid of clowns. He should go as a clown. That would be funny! He'd be afraid of himself. HA! Hey, Derry, I hope you enjoy this!
Friday, October 22, 2010
Mo Better News!
This isn't so much a tip as a shout out. Say hello to my new cousin named Moses. The picture is very cute. I can't wait to meet him. I think he'll be very nice. I know we'll have fun together someday soon. Right now he lives in Uganda. Someday soon he'll live in Indiana. Yay!
Also, it's a shout out to all those people who helped my Aunt Janelle, Uncle Derry, and Katylynn raise money to help pay for the adoption of Moses. Way to go.
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Getting Whatchoowant
If you want to try to trick your parents into getting something that you want, but that they don't want to get for you, you have to tell them that it's useful and educational. Also, if you find something for your brother or sister and tell your parents you really think they should buy it for your brother or sister because you love him or her, then you might be able to get your parents to buy the thing you really want to reward you for being a loving brother and to make sure they're being fair to you both. It's really sneaky to do that, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do!
Monday, October 18, 2010
Road Rules
To be a good driver you need to be trustworthy. If you're not, you can kill yourself in a car wreck or ruin your car. Good drivers make sure that they are not driving too fast. They protect their passengers. Bad drivers drive too fast and don't pay attention to the road. They disobey the law. Don't be a bad driver.
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Being Big and Nice
Playing with little kids is fun. You should do it because it's a nice thing to do and little kids will think you're a nice guy.
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Good Reads: Jerry Todd
Jerry Todd books, written by Leo Edwards, are really good. They are set way back in the first half of the 1900s in a town called Tutter, Illinois. Jerry and his gang (Scoop, Peg, and Red) have all kinds of crazy adventures and solve mysteries.
I don't usually like mysteries, but I had to read one for my fourth grade October book report. So I chose Jerry Todd and the Whispering Mummy. . I loved it. It's fast paced, fun, and funny. Those kids from Tutter are just crazy.
I also liked the book because my Grandpa Kip used to read them when he was a kid and then read them to my dad and uncles when they were kids. So I can carry on a tradition by reading them.
Traditions are important. I loved my grandpa and I miss him. This makes me remember him and feel like he's close to me.
I don't usually like mysteries, but I had to read one for my fourth grade October book report. So I chose Jerry Todd and the Whispering Mummy. . I loved it. It's fast paced, fun, and funny. Those kids from Tutter are just crazy.
I also liked the book because my Grandpa Kip used to read them when he was a kid and then read them to my dad and uncles when they were kids. So I can carry on a tradition by reading them.
Traditions are important. I loved my grandpa and I miss him. This makes me remember him and feel like he's close to me.
Friday, October 15, 2010
My Twenty-Five Cents Worth
My favorite coin is the quarter. They are cool because I collected the state quarters. Plus, if you have four of them, you have a dollar.
What's your favorite coin?
What's your favorite coin?
Thursday, October 14, 2010
A Skunk by Any Other Name
If you stink, please put on some deodorant. Body odor is gross. Ms. Weatherbee said some of the boys in our class have been smelling bad after gym and recess. So we are all supposed to wear deodorant.
Amen, Ms. Weatherbee!
Amen, Ms. Weatherbee!
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Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Dodging Balls and Moms
There is a game I made up called Stair Dodge ball. It's really fun. Throw a couple of inflated balls up the stairs and try to catch them when they come back down. You have to have quick reflexes for sure.
You kind of have to watch out for your mom, though, if she has told you not to throw balls in the house. Just don't let her see you.
You kind of have to watch out for your mom, though, if she has told you not to throw balls in the house. Just don't let her see you.
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Comical Life
My friends and I are writing a new comic strip about our lives at school. It's really funny and fun to do.
You should make a comic of your life, too. It doesn't have to be a funny comic strip. There are graphic novels that are comics that aren't funny at all. Some are serious and some are action/adventure. Do whatever fits your life best.
Ours is called "Jack's Life." My friend Jack is kind of like the main character, even though Jeremy and I are big characters in it, too. We have the first one pretty much done. It's hilarious.
Let me know if you want to read it some time.
You should make a comic of your life, too. It doesn't have to be a funny comic strip. There are graphic novels that are comics that aren't funny at all. Some are serious and some are action/adventure. Do whatever fits your life best.
Ours is called "Jack's Life." My friend Jack is kind of like the main character, even though Jeremy and I are big characters in it, too. We have the first one pretty much done. It's hilarious.
Let me know if you want to read it some time.
Monday, October 11, 2010
Acting Out
I'm having a blast in the play I'm in. I am playing Scrooge as a Young Boy and then a few other non-speaking roles.
If you have an interest in acting, you should.
If you have an interest in acting, you should.
Saturday, October 9, 2010
Karma Sunday
Karma. It's when good things happen to you when you're good and bad things happen to you when you're bad.
My tip is that you shouldn't expect karma always to work.
I told my dad today that he doesn't seem to have karma, because even when he's mean to me bad things don't seem to happen to him. Unfortunately, it seems like karma does work for me. I mean, I seem to get in trouble or other bad things happen when I'm naughty.
Not. Fair.
My tip is that you shouldn't expect karma always to work.
I told my dad today that he doesn't seem to have karma, because even when he's mean to me bad things don't seem to happen to him. Unfortunately, it seems like karma does work for me. I mean, I seem to get in trouble or other bad things happen when I'm naughty.
Not. Fair.
Friday, October 8, 2010
Coolness 'R Me
There's a new Toys 'R Us Express in the College Mall in Bloomington. Even though it's not a full TRU, just an Express, it's got some awesome toys. I would recommend the Mario and Sonic toys, the RC cars, Legos, or Mighty Beans. I got an RC car yesterday. It's call the Cyclone. It rocks. There's also the Stunt Master and the Stunt Knight. The Knight is better than the Master, but I like my Cyclone best.
I've gotten pretty good at it. I'd say I'm at a novice+ level. I'll soon be at the expert level. I don't know if I'll ever get to the pro level.
You should go check out the toys and see what you like best.
I've gotten pretty good at it. I'd say I'm at a novice+ level. I'll soon be at the expert level. I don't know if I'll ever get to the pro level.
You should go check out the toys and see what you like best.
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Let's Make a Deal: Family Edition
When you want something that your parents don't want you to have, try to strike a deal with them.
I made a deal today with my parents that I can get a new orange kitten if I feed our cats, Frodo and Pippen, every day and clean their litter boxes twice a week for a year.
Litter boxes are gross, but I really want that kitten!!!
I made a deal today with my parents that I can get a new orange kitten if I feed our cats, Frodo and Pippen, every day and clean their litter boxes twice a week for a year.
Litter boxes are gross, but I really want that kitten!!!
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Share the Good News!
When you have good news, share it!
I have good news. I was cast in the Monroe County Civic Theater production of "Scrooge Variations.". I'll be playing Scrooge as a Young Boy, and several other smaller parts.
If you're in Bloomington the first two weeks of December, come to the John Waldron Arts Center and see me in a performance. I'll autograph your program. I'm sure it will be worth a lot of money some day.
I have good news. I was cast in the Monroe County Civic Theater production of "Scrooge Variations.". I'll be playing Scrooge as a Young Boy, and several other smaller parts.
If you're in Bloomington the first two weeks of December, come to the John Waldron Arts Center and see me in a performance. I'll autograph your program. I'm sure it will be worth a lot of money some day.
Saturday, October 2, 2010
Facebook = Stupidbook
Facebook is a really, really dumb thing that people use to communicate even when they could call or e-mail or visit their friends in person. People who aren't on Facebook then feel left out. I hate it when people talk about what they did or said on Facebook. It's bad enough that they mess with the stupid thing; they don't have to talk about it. Facebook is not the real world, people!
Texting is also stupid.
Just my point of view.
Texting is also stupid.
Just my point of view.
Friday, October 1, 2010
Children of the World, Unite! (For Cell Phone Rights)
I think kids should sometimes have their own cell phones. Young kids don't need one, but they should get one before they're totally old.
My parents think I'm not going to get a cell phone until I'm 16! And, then, they say it's going to belong to the car and not me. Can you believe that?!?
LAME!
They're totally going to change their minds. Or I'll make them change their minds.
My parents think I'm not going to get a cell phone until I'm 16! And, then, they say it's going to belong to the car and not me. Can you believe that?!?
LAME!
They're totally going to change their minds. Or I'll make them change their minds.
Thursday, September 30, 2010
The Audition's the Thing . . . .
Don't be afraid to audition for plays. If you are, then you won't be able to fulfill your dream, if your dream is to be an actor. Instead of being afraid, you should be brave, face your fears, and make it fun instead of scary.
I auditioned for a play today. It's called "Scrooge Variations." It's a parody of A Christmas Carol. It's really funny. I haven't found out yet what part or parts I'm going to play. I'm excited, though.
You can come to my performances at the John Waldron Arts Center, Rose Fire Bay, the first two weeks of December!
I auditioned for a play today. It's called "Scrooge Variations." It's a parody of A Christmas Carol. It's really funny. I haven't found out yet what part or parts I'm going to play. I'm excited, though.
You can come to my performances at the John Waldron Arts Center, Rose Fire Bay, the first two weeks of December!
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Not a Clothes Horse
Churchy clothes are just dumb. I hate to dress up. The last few weeks I've had to wear them a lot, at both my great grandpa's and great grandma's visitations and funerals.
It was sad to be at the funerals, but it made it even worse to have to dress up in all the snazzy clothes. I think you should be able to wear shorts, t-shirts, and flip-flops everywhere.
Let's change the clothes rules. Are you with me?
It was sad to be at the funerals, but it made it even worse to have to dress up in all the snazzy clothes. I think you should be able to wear shorts, t-shirts, and flip-flops everywhere.
Let's change the clothes rules. Are you with me?
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Watch This!
Wearing a watch is fun and it helps a lot to keep you on time and to let you know when it's time to get up. Even at school it's very helpful to know when specials are coming up and when lunch is happening and when it's the end of the day.
Everyone should wear a watch. The world would work better.
Everyone should wear a watch. The world would work better.
Friday, September 24, 2010
A Golden Piece of Advice
You should always be nice to people, even if you don't really know them. It's important to respect people, especially if they're adults. If you want people to be nice to you, then you have to be nice to them.
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Monday, September 20, 2010
Friendly Travel
A long ride to a far away place can be made better if you invite a friend to go along.
That's why I'm glad I invited Christopher to come with me to the Nappanee Apple Festival and to visit my grandparents' farm.
That's why I'm glad I invited Christopher to come with me to the Nappanee Apple Festival and to visit my grandparents' farm.
Sunday, September 19, 2010
GREAT Grandma
This has been a tough month for my family. Only a couple of weeks after my Great Grandpa passed away, my Great Grandma Velma passed away. I didn't know her as well as my Great Grandpa Bob, because she was sick for most of the time I've been alive. But, she was always around and it will be weird without her.
I'll miss you Grandma . . . I love you.
Remember: Appreciate your parents (and grand and great grand) while you have them!
I'll miss you Grandma . . . I love you.
Remember: Appreciate your parents (and grand and great grand) while you have them!
Saturday, September 18, 2010
5 . . . Kay?
Run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm . . . Calvin.
Today I ran my fourth 5K race. It was a tough one. I kind of sprained my ankle at the beginning of the race.
Even though I had a hard time, I got third place in my age group. My friend Christopher came with me and got second place in our age group.
My tip is that you should run, too. It helps keep you healthy and active.
Today I ran my fourth 5K race. It was a tough one. I kind of sprained my ankle at the beginning of the race.
Even though I had a hard time, I got third place in my age group. My friend Christopher came with me and got second place in our age group.
My tip is that you should run, too. It helps keep you healthy and active.
Friday, September 17, 2010
The Not-So-Golden Rule
If you want me to be nice to you, you should be nice to me.
I keep telling my parents that, but it doesn't make them any nicer to me.
It makes me mad.
I keep telling my parents that, but it doesn't make them any nicer to me.
It makes me mad.
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Eat Like the Caveman
If you go to CrossFit and you want to try to lose weight and eat healthy, they might tell you to try the Paleo Diet. It helps you lose weight. You get lots of fruits and vegetables, but you don't get to eat ice cream and popcorn and jelly beans and candy and sweets and chocolate. It's called the Paleo Diet, because it's based on people who lived in the Paleolithic Era lived. So, some people call it the caveman diet. Anybody can do it, even if you don't go to CrossFit.
I think it's okay, but it's not as fun as I wish it were. I like popcorn and ice cream and stuff like that. Plus, I'm not a caveman, so why should I eat like one. Ook and Gluk were probably on that diet, though.
My dad is making all of us do the Paleo Diet with him, because he needs to lose weight.
If you have to go on a diet because your dad is fat, then it could be worse than the Paleo Diet, because you can eat lots of grapes and bananas and peaches.
I think it's okay, but it's not as fun as I wish it were. I like popcorn and ice cream and stuff like that. Plus, I'm not a caveman, so why should I eat like one. Ook and Gluk were probably on that diet, though.
My dad is making all of us do the Paleo Diet with him, because he needs to lose weight.
If you have to go on a diet because your dad is fat, then it could be worse than the Paleo Diet, because you can eat lots of grapes and bananas and peaches.
Monday, September 13, 2010
Good Reads, Part III (I think)
A good book to read is "The Extraordinary Adventures of Ordinary Boy." You can probably find it in your library; that's where I found the copy I'm reading. It's also available on the Kindle, if you have one. I do. It's a nice little piece of electronics.
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Forty Years Young
Forty isn't that old. My parents' friend turned 40 and we went to her surprise birthday party and she's definitely not old.
Plus I got to jump on a trampoline at her party, so I thought that was really cool.
Plus I got to jump on a trampoline at her party, so I thought that was really cool.
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Creative Colors
I have penny eyes. My mom has chocolate chip eyes. My dad has summer sky eyes.
Just saying a color to describe someone's eyes is boring. Come up with a creative and descriptive metaphor instead.
Just saying a color to describe someone's eyes is boring. Come up with a creative and descriptive metaphor instead.
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Goalllllllllllll!!!!!!
If you're trying to accomplish something, you need to set goals and write them down on a goal sheet. I'm trying to get a perfect round-off and cartwheel. So I've made a goal sheet.
Monday, September 6, 2010
Replica-mania!
When you love something or someplace, you should show your love by making a replica of it with Legos. I am making a replica of CrossFit Bloomington in Legos. It has ski machines, boxes to jump, weights and racks, and my friends who work out there. I have Lego avatars of all of the trainers, like Geoff, Hannah, Drew, Chad, Ken, and Brian. I also have avatars of my mom and dad, Garric, Brandon, Shiri, and even Huck (Hannah's puppy).
My friend Jack is making a Lego replica of our school.
What would you make a replica of if you could?
My friend Jack is making a Lego replica of our school.
What would you make a replica of if you could?
Sunday, September 5, 2010
Stunt Training
If you want to be an actor, you should take gymnastics lessons to learn good body control and how to do flips, rolls, and round-offs. Then you'll be able to do your own stunts. I love my gymnastics lessons at Rising Star!
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Tricks of the Fourth Grade Trade
Diversion . . . it's a good word I learned the other day. It's also what I do to my parents to trick them into letting me stay up later. I create a diversion.
Try it. It works.
Try it. It works.
Labels:
bed,
naughtiness,
parental lameness,
scam artists,
words
Monday, August 30, 2010
GREAT Grandpa
Goodbye Grandpa Bob. I will miss you.
Remember when I used to call you Bobby, because I liked Bob the Builder?
Enjoy all your grandparents . . . even your great grandparents. They are great.
Remember when I used to call you Bobby, because I liked Bob the Builder?
Enjoy all your grandparents . . . even your great grandparents. They are great.
Saturday, August 28, 2010
Friday, August 27, 2010
Pearly Whites
Brush your teeth at least twice a day.
I know that's not very original, but sometimes the simplest tips are the best.
I know that's not very original, but sometimes the simplest tips are the best.
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Being Prepared for Your Muse
If you want to be a writer you need to take a journal and a pen with you everywhere. If you want to be an artist, you need to take a sketchpad with you everywhere. You never know when you will be inspired and you always need to practice.
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Back to the Basics
A word I like to use when I'm talking is "basically." It's a helpful word to make your point and it's fun to say.
My tip is, basically (HA!) that you should use the word when you want to spice up your conversations. It's a good word to summarize what you're trying to say.
Basically, that's it.
My tip is, basically (HA!) that you should use the word when you want to spice up your conversations. It's a good word to summarize what you're trying to say.
Basically, that's it.
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Un-Rapping the Ninja
If I know one thing for sure, it's that ninjas don't rap. So the song "Enter the Ninja" by Die Antwoord is just plain wrong.
P.S. I'm not going to link to the song, because it turns out it has naughty words in it.
P.S. I'm not going to link to the song, because it turns out it has naughty words in it.
Saturday, August 21, 2010
Go Ahead and Jump
If you have a goal, you should persevere. I set a goal to do a 24 inch box jump at CrossFit Bloomington. I worked hard for a few days and today I accomplished my goal. Stick to it and work hard and you will reach your goals, too!!
Labels:
Bloomington,
celebration,
CrossFit,
dreams,
initiative
Friday, August 20, 2010
Sad
A kid who I went to pre-K with lost his brother yesterday. Jackson's brother Wyatt had special needs like my brother Grant. Wyatt got sick and had to have surgery and passed away. Wyatt went to my school, too.
I feel so bad for Jackson and his family. I love my brother and I know Wyatt's family loved him. I just can't imagine losing your brother.
My friend Kim did respite care for Wyatt like she does for Grant. So we knew Wyatt a couple of ways.
I was really, really sad today.
My tip is to love and appreciate your family while you have them around. You never know how long you have them with you.
I feel so bad for Jackson and his family. I love my brother and I know Wyatt's family loved him. I just can't imagine losing your brother.
My friend Kim did respite care for Wyatt like she does for Grant. So we knew Wyatt a couple of ways.
I was really, really sad today.
My tip is to love and appreciate your family while you have them around. You never know how long you have them with you.
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Stunts and School
There's this really cool thing call "free running" and a similar thing called "parkour" that I just learned about. It's amazing. These people run really fast and jump over barriers, climb buildings and do flips off walls and stuff. I want to learn how to do it and you should too. I'm taking gymnastics lessons this fall at Rising Star to get the fundamentals. Since I want to be an actor, I think it's important that I learn how to do my own stunts. Learning gymnastics and free running will help.
As a bonus tip, I just wanted to say that I hope all you kids out there -- and parents of kids out there -- had a great first day of school. I sure did. Ms. Weatherbee's class rocks!! Ask me sometime about all of our class pets and about Boxington. Woot woot!!
As a bonus tip, I just wanted to say that I hope all you kids out there -- and parents of kids out there -- had a great first day of school. I sure did. Ms. Weatherbee's class rocks!! Ask me sometime about all of our class pets and about Boxington. Woot woot!!
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
YouLaugh
My new friends Leo, Zachary, and Max introduced my friend Christopher and me to a bunch of funny YouTube videos by this guy who calls himself NigaHiga. They are hilarious. Here are a few of my favorites. You should watch them!
iPod Human
Sham Woo-Hoo!
Children's Bop
Dude vs. Wild
iPod Human
Sham Woo-Hoo!
Children's Bop
Dude vs. Wild
Labels:
acting,
cleaning,
Double entendres,
educational shows,
freak,
friends,
Internet,
iPod Touch,
jokes,
movies,
naughtiness,
practical jokes,
puns,
running,
scam artists,
Survivor,
talking,
tricks
Monday, August 16, 2010
Turkish Delights
I got to eat at a great Turkish restaurant yesterday. It wasn't Turkuaz and they didn't have pides, so I was really not sure about it. But I got the lamb kebob and the hummus and it was awesome. It's called Bosphorus and it's on the near south side of Indianapolis by Lilly. My friend Maggie's mom took us there. Yum, yum.
Friday, August 13, 2010
The End of a Season
Summer is almost over. I'm happy and sad about that. If you're a kid it means that it is almost time to get to see your friends everyday. But, that means it's almost time that lazy summer days are over, too. The end of summer means the end of nights without homework. The start of school means the start of homework. So, if you are a kid who's getting ready to go to school, then enjoy your last few days of freedom.
Calvin, out!
Calvin, out!
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Guest Tip: Buzz Kill
Today's tip is brought to you by my cousin Sydney. She's really nice and smart and cute for a four year old. Here's what she has to say:
When you go outside in the summer, even to the pool or the beach, be sure to put on mosquito spray so that you don't get bitten by bugs. Yuck! I don't like itchy mosquito bites.
When you go outside in the summer, even to the pool or the beach, be sure to put on mosquito spray so that you don't get bitten by bugs. Yuck! I don't like itchy mosquito bites.
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Camping Follow Up
If you like camping and think you want to get a camper, you should get either a Cougar or a Cyclone. They are both AWESOME!
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Sunday, August 8, 2010
Truth and Consequences Redux
Here's a similar tip to yesterday's (my dad says it could be called a "corollary"): If your dad has been trying to get in shape, it's not okay to tell him, "You're still fat, though."
Geez! All these rules for how to talk to your parents.
Geez! All these rules for how to talk to your parents.
Saturday, August 7, 2010
Truth and Consequences
When your mom comes out all dressed up for a party and asks, "How do I look?," I guess you're not supposed to be honest. My mom was dressed up for her 20-year high school reunion and, when she asked, I said, "I give you 5 out of 10."
She said that hurt her feelings.
When I told her I thought she maybe was a 6 out of 10 from the back, she said that didn't make her feel better.
I guess you're supposed to lie when you get asked that kind of question.
She said that hurt her feelings.
When I told her I thought she maybe was a 6 out of 10 from the back, she said that didn't make her feel better.
I guess you're supposed to lie when you get asked that kind of question.
Labels:
boys vs. girls,
dressing up,
mom,
parental lameness,
sadness
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Take 'Em Along
Always go everywhere with a ziplock bag full of Legos. You never know when you're going to be really bored and the Legos will save you from dying of boredom.
Monday, August 2, 2010
Sunday, August 1, 2010
You Got a Friend in Me
Everything is more fun with a friend. Always share your experiences with friends.
Thanks to all my camp counselors, after school care teachers, not very close friends, really close friends, and best friends. I will always remember and be grateful to you for sharing things with me!
Thanks to all my camp counselors, after school care teachers, not very close friends, really close friends, and best friends. I will always remember and be grateful to you for sharing things with me!
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Still Summer . . . .
When you only have a few weeks left of summer, here is a list of things you should be sure to do before school starts:
- Go see the few summer kid movies that haven't come out yet;
- Have fun with your parents;
- Go bowling;
- Swim as much as you can;
- Build lots of Lego sets;
- Play with your pets;
- Sleep in until 10 a.m. (which I did this morning);
- Scooter around your neighborood;
- Have lots of playdates with your friend;
- Cuddle up with your mom;
- Read some comic books.
Labels:
bowling,
cuddle,
mom,
movies,
school,
scooters,
sleepovers,
summer,
swimming,
Vintage Phoenix
Friday, July 23, 2010
An Assault on the "To Do" List
If you want to feel like you've accomplished something, open up a big box of Star Wars Legos and build an Armored Assault Tank all in one afternoon. That's an accomplishment!
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Comment Fail!
When you have a test, you have to answer the question asked or you get a failing grade. Same goes for leaving comments in answer to questions on a blog. So, Brent,you get an F for your comment to yesterday's post!
Don't fail at commenting. It's just embarrassing.
Don't fail at commenting. It's just embarrassing.
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
A Supernatural Dilemma
If you have to choose between being a werewolf, a vampire, a mummy, or a zombie, you should choose to be a werewolf, because Professor Snape could make a potion for you to avoid turning into the wolf. And then you're basically human. Even though my mom loves the Twilight vampires, she would rather be alive and be a werewolf, too.
You've read my tip, but do you agree? Which would you choose?
You've read my tip, but do you agree? Which would you choose?
Monday, July 19, 2010
Pool Party
Here's a game you can play. It's called "Colors." You stand on one side of the pool and every one else is on the other side. They all think of a color. You keep your eyes closed and yell out a color. If the color was one of the people's color on the other side, then they have to get in the pool and swim to your side without you hearing them. If you hear them, then you can jump in and try to tag them.
It's a lot of fun.
It's a lot of fun.
Sunday, July 18, 2010
DIY
If you want something done you have to do it yourself. For instance, if you want to go on a sleepover, you need to take care of cleaning your own room, packing your own clothes, getting your own toothbrush, and making your own arrangements with your friend. You can't rely on your parents to do this stuff.
Step up!!
Step up!!
Saturday, July 17, 2010
Massage Message
If you have a mom that demands a massage, make sure you ask what's in it for you. Tonight my mom said, while I gave her a massage, "I'm using you for your massaging, otherwise you'd have to go to bed." That was a good enough deal for me.
I also went to the Sorcerer's Apprentice tonight. Good flick.
Remember, don't give away your massage skills for free. Find out what's in it for you.
I also went to the Sorcerer's Apprentice tonight. Good flick.
Remember, don't give away your massage skills for free. Find out what's in it for you.
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Self Reflection
Even people that write tips can have personal tips for themselves. I have tips for myself, not just for you. For instance, the tip I had to remember was that you shouldn't fall asleep on the way to soccer practice on one of the hottest days of the year. Having to wake up and then run out to practice isn't a good plan. I need to remember that tip next time.
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Preparation vs. Perspiration
If you ever run a race, make sure you're fully prepared. Kind of like my mom and dad. They're running the Red Eye Relay. It's a serious race. They are getting organized. They even had a meeting tonight with all of their team members . . . except one person didn't show up.
I've run a race when I wasn't prepared. It was the East fest 5K. I didn't train enough. It was my slowest time ever.
So, you should run a race sometime, because it's fun and good for your health. But, you definitely want to be sure you're prepared.
I've run a race when I wasn't prepared. It was the East fest 5K. I didn't train enough. It was my slowest time ever.
So, you should run a race sometime, because it's fun and good for your health. But, you definitely want to be sure you're prepared.
Labels:
Bloomington,
dad,
initiative,
mom,
preparedness,
running
Saturday, July 10, 2010
A-Cord-ing to Me
If you have pets, then you should make sure that they don't chew on cords, because it could hurt them and the cords. So, make sure you always watch your pets so they don't chew on cords.
Electrically fried pet is not a good dinner.
Electrically fried pet is not a good dinner.
Friday, July 9, 2010
If at First . . .
My tip is that, if something goes wrong, try to think of something else fun you can do instead of letting the bad thing ruin your day. My dad says that's being "resilient."
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Party Time
One of my favorite things about my Uncle Robby is when he asks my cousin Sydney, "What are you bringing to the party?" Sydney, who's four, says, "Two guns and a six pack." She makes muscles with her arms and shows her stomach. It's hilarious.
If you have young kids in your family, you should teach them to say it.
If you have young kids in your family, you should teach them to say it.
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
A Crack in the Foundation
I have a tip for people who wear pants that don't fit them, especially if you're bootylicious. Buy some pants that fit you. For goodness sake don't sit down at a bar and let your pants slip down.
Today at a restaurant I sat facing a guy who obviously should have heard this tip before he got dressed today.
He was the mayor of Crackville.
It was a six inch crack sandwich in denim bread.
It was plumber's crack and he was charging holiday rates.
You could have hidden a small puppy in that thing.
Believe me, it was gross.
Do me a favor: don't put some other kid through the torture I endured today. Buy some pants that fit and wear a belt.
Today at a restaurant I sat facing a guy who obviously should have heard this tip before he got dressed today.
He was the mayor of Crackville.
It was a six inch crack sandwich in denim bread.
It was plumber's crack and he was charging holiday rates.
You could have hidden a small puppy in that thing.
Believe me, it was gross.
Do me a favor: don't put some other kid through the torture I endured today. Buy some pants that fit and wear a belt.
Labels:
Crack kills,
Double entendres,
food,
freak,
hurts,
jokes,
mess,
naughtiness,
obesity,
puns,
restaurant,
sadness,
sickness
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Sunday, July 4, 2010
Wave, Hello!
Wave riding is really fun. You would really enjoy it. If it's windy and there are waves, you just swim in front of the wave and make your hands like shark fins. The wave will take you for a ride.
I started the day as a beginner and finished as a novice level 4.
I started the day as a beginner and finished as a novice level 4.
Saturday, July 3, 2010
On the (Techie) Road Again
When you're traveling, you need to have lots of stuff with you to help you pass the time. Be sure to take a sketchbook for drawing, books to read, an iPod Touch, movies for your DVD player, and some headphones to jam with (especially if your parents are listening to NPR or Sirius Coffe House . . . lame!!).
Thursday, July 1, 2010
All Bent Out of Shape
If I could be a bender , like Aang and Kitara, I would want to be a water bender. What would you be?
I give "The Last Airbender" a big thumbs up! You should go see it.
I give "The Last Airbender" a big thumbs up! You should go see it.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
State of Confusion
My shirt says "Don't Mess with Texas." I don't even know what that means. It doesn't make sense, because how would you mess with a whole state? I guess you could say something bad about a state, but then who's going to do anything about it. I'm sure the state has more important things to do than to worry about if I "mess" with it.
Instead of worrying about whether you're messing with a whole state, I suggest you that you "Don't Mess with Calvin."
Instead of worrying about whether you're messing with a whole state, I suggest you that you "Don't Mess with Calvin."
Monday, June 28, 2010
From Storms to Blizzards
You should go to Dairy Queen and get a Blizzard, because those Blizzards are sweet-mama good. So are the ice cream cookies and chocolate covered cones. Those are good, too. They also have Diet Coke with vanilla flavoring in them. My mom is addicted to them. My dad likes them, too, but not as much as my mom.
My favorite Blizzard is the new Strawberry Golden Oreo. Mmmmmm, mmmmmm.
My favorite Blizzard is the new Strawberry Golden Oreo. Mmmmmm, mmmmmm.
Labels:
buy,
dad,
diet,
food,
fruits,
hot weather,
obesity,
restaurant,
snacks,
summer
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Weathering the Storm
Here's my tip: When it's a thundering night of a storm, you should relax and read books or watch TV and not worry so much about the storm. I'm kind of scared of the storm we're having right now, but we're having family reading time and so I'm concentrating on my book and not the storm.
One reason I'm kind of scared is because of that bad storm my Grandma Jeanette and I drove in the other week. Whew! That was a bad one. I heard my Aunt Jeanie and Uncle Robby and Cousin Sydney had a tornado near their house today. Yikes!
Everybody's okay, thank goodness!
One reason I'm kind of scared is because of that bad storm my Grandma Jeanette and I drove in the other week. Whew! That was a bad one. I heard my Aunt Jeanie and Uncle Robby and Cousin Sydney had a tornado near their house today. Yikes!
Everybody's okay, thank goodness!
Labels:
aunts,
books,
grandparents,
storms,
summer,
uncles,
well wishes
Saturday, June 26, 2010
Not Just Fit, CrossFit
I worked my butt off today at CrossFit Bloomington. I went with my dad to the gym today and did the workout. Holy cow it was hot and we did some hard work.
I wish they would start a CrossFit Kids program. I would do it. My mom and dad belong to CFB and go there five or six times a week.
If you need a good workout, you should try CrossFit.
P.S. We came home and jumped in the pool. That was a relief!
I wish they would start a CrossFit Kids program. I would do it. My mom and dad belong to CFB and go there five or six times a week.
If you need a good workout, you should try CrossFit.
P.S. We came home and jumped in the pool. That was a relief!
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Feats of Strength
Here's a skills test for you the next time you are in a swimming pool:
- Jump in to the deep end and swim to the bottom of the pool. Stay there for as long as you can.
- Swim the long way of the pool and then back, as fast as you can.
- Get on your tubes or air mattress and have a turbo boat race with your friends or family.
- Do a handstand for as long as you can.
- See how long you can hold your breath under water.
Swimming in the summer is really fun and having a pool has been awesome.
Monday, June 21, 2010
Fruity-Pants
I have many favorite fruits. Right now I'm eating sweet cherries. I love them. If you can't decide which fruit to eat between grapes, blueberries, cherries, apples, bananas, or pineapple, I recommend cherries.
Plus, they're healthy.
Yummy.
Plus, they're healthy.
Yummy.
Sunday, June 20, 2010
Days of Thunder
When it's storming really badly, you shouldn't go out in your car. My grandma Jeanette and I learned that the other day.
If you have to dodge fallen trees, it's time to turn around and go home.
We did.
If you have to dodge fallen trees, it's time to turn around and go home.
We did.
Saturday, June 19, 2010
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Monday, June 14, 2010
Cool Cousins
I'm at camp with my cousin Joel. I'm really glad he's at camp with me, because it's good to know someone when you're at camp. Joel and I sometimes fight, but we get along pretty well.
Cousins are great. I have a bunch of fun cousins. In my mom's family, all but one of my cousins are boys. They are Joel (he's 8), Charlie (he's 5), Henry (he's almost 4), and Jenna (she's also almost 4 and Henry's twin). In my dad's family, all of my cousins are girls. They are Sydney (she's 4) and Katylynn (she's 2 1/2).
Enjoy your cousins!
Cousins are great. I have a bunch of fun cousins. In my mom's family, all but one of my cousins are boys. They are Joel (he's 8), Charlie (he's 5), Henry (he's almost 4), and Jenna (she's also almost 4 and Henry's twin). In my dad's family, all of my cousins are girls. They are Sydney (she's 4) and Katylynn (she's 2 1/2).
Enjoy your cousins!
Sunday, June 13, 2010
M-A-C-K Mack is Our Camp . . .
I am at sleepover camp tonight and tomorrow night. So, I did today's and tomorrow's tips early.
I am at Camp Alexander Mack in Milford, IN. My mom and uncle went to camp there when they were kids. So, I'm carrying on a family tradition. My cousin is there with me.
Sleepover camp is a little scary, but I think it's going to be a ton of fun.
I am at Camp Alexander Mack in Milford, IN. My mom and uncle went to camp there when they were kids. So, I'm carrying on a family tradition. My cousin is there with me.
Sleepover camp is a little scary, but I think it's going to be a ton of fun.
Friday, June 11, 2010
Single Parent Pros and Cons
My mom is out of town. Lately she has had to go away a lot. I miss her. It's sad not to have her here.
But, the good thing is that when one of my parents is gone, I usually get to stay up late and watch movies with the other parent who is at home. Tonight I got to stay up and watch The Wizard of Oz with my dad. I'd never seen that movie before. It was awesome.
Sometimes also when one of your parents is gone, the other one will do something special with you. Like last night, my dad took me to Asuka for sushi! Yum.
Try to convince your parents to let you do these things if one of them goes out of town for work.
But, the good thing is that when one of my parents is gone, I usually get to stay up late and watch movies with the other parent who is at home. Tonight I got to stay up and watch The Wizard of Oz with my dad. I'd never seen that movie before. It was awesome.
Sometimes also when one of your parents is gone, the other one will do something special with you. Like last night, my dad took me to Asuka for sushi! Yum.
Try to convince your parents to let you do these things if one of them goes out of town for work.
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Sum-Sum-Summer Time
You know it's summer when:
- There are kids playing outside and there are no teachers to tell you what to do.
- You don't have to bring home huge piles of homework.
- You never have to do schoolwork.
- You see people going to day camps.
- You go swimming outside in the pool and it's always open.
- You have tan lines.
- It's still light out and it's your bedtime.
- You sweat sitting still.
I love summer.
And I don't like it.
It's cool.
And it's not.
Playing with friends and not having schoolwork are great. But, you don't get to see all of your friends everyday.
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
I Would Totally Kick Your Butt!
Not to brag, but I am awesome at dodgeball.
My tip is: You better not play against me. You'll get pwn'd!
My tip is: You better not play against me. You'll get pwn'd!
Monday, June 7, 2010
Anti-Dentite
You probably don't want to get a filling, so remember to brush your teeth. I got three fillings today and it hurt! But, it's better to get fillings than to let your cavities grow and have to get your teeth pulled.
I don't want to scare you from the dentist, but I pretty much hate it.
Brush your teeth. Floss regularly.
[Ed. note: Calvin actually does a really good job of brushing his teeth, but he had three molars that had congenital defects in them that led to his needing fillings. His mom and I didn't make a big deal of that, because we didn't want him to blame us for his bad genetics! --Calvin's dad]
I don't want to scare you from the dentist, but I pretty much hate it.
Brush your teeth. Floss regularly.
[Ed. note: Calvin actually does a really good job of brushing his teeth, but he had three molars that had congenital defects in them that led to his needing fillings. His mom and I didn't make a big deal of that, because we didn't want him to blame us for his bad genetics! --Calvin's dad]
Cache Money!
I have a new sport for you and it’s really, really, really fun. It’s called geocaching. You need a GPS device.
Geocaching happens all over the world. There are urban geocaches and wilderness geocaches.
I found my first urban geocache called Seminary Square Park and Find on the last day of school.
There’s a great app called “Geocaching” on the iPhone, if you happen to have one. I highly recommend it. It costs $9.99, but it’s totally worth it. Now if my dad’s dumb iPhone had a battery that worked, we’d be all set. Stupid iPhone!
Friday, June 4, 2010
Kitty Kuddling
When you get the chance, cuddle with your kitties. It's fun and they're warm and furry. When you're cold in your downstairs basement, they'll sit on your lap and cuddle with you and get you nice and toasty. A stupid dog won't warm you up at all.
Snuggle up with a cat and you'll have a smile on your face.
By the way, my cat Frodo is almost as fat as Puss in Boots.
Snuggle up with a cat and you'll have a smile on your face.
By the way, my cat Frodo is almost as fat as Puss in Boots.
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Camptastic Summer
You may have noticed that I haven't had a tip for a couple of days. You would think that now that I'm a fourth grader and it's summer, I'd have more time. But, I have to go to camps during the day. They are actually sometimes fun. They're not awesome, but they're fun.
It's just camps that camps keep you so busy and you're so tired that you can forget to do your tip.
So, my tip for today is that you should really enjoy your camp if you go to one, but be sure to get enough rest to enjoy it.
I mean, look at me. It's 10:30! I should already be asleep.
G'night.
P.S. Happy birthday Aunt Janelle!!
It's just camps that camps keep you so busy and you're so tired that you can forget to do your tip.
So, my tip for today is that you should really enjoy your camp if you go to one, but be sure to get enough rest to enjoy it.
I mean, look at me. It's 10:30! I should already be asleep.
G'night.
P.S. Happy birthday Aunt Janelle!!
Labels:
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summer,
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Monday, May 31, 2010
Not Fair!!
If you are a parent or plan to be one some day, you should let your kids go to PG-13 movies even if they're not 13. I mean, just because they hear bad words or see violence in a movie doesn't mean they're going to say the bad words or hurt other people.
It's totally unfair that some kids in my class can go to PG-13 movies and I can't!
It's totally unfair that some kids in my class can go to PG-13 movies and I can't!
Saturday, May 29, 2010
Observe and Try Again
Today I couldn't blow up a new inner tube somebody got us for the pool. So I asked my mom to blow it up. Then, she got a phone call. Luckily, though, I had been observing her, so I figured out what I was doing wrong. I hadn't been putting my whole mouth on the valve and biting down on it.
My tip is that if you can't do it the first time, ask for some help and then observe. You will probably learn a lot and then can become an expert.
My tip is that if you can't do it the first time, ask for some help and then observe. You will probably learn a lot and then can become an expert.
Thursday, May 27, 2010
In Appreciation of School Days
If you think you can't wait for school to be over, then think again. School is actually really fun. You have a good teacher who cares about you, you learn a lot, you have great friends you get to see every day, and recess rules.
Summer is fun and all, but going to camps is pretty stinky. It's hot a lot of the time.
You should really consider trying to have the best days at school, because they don't last forever. Have fun and enjoy it!
Summer is fun and all, but going to camps is pretty stinky. It's hot a lot of the time.
You should really consider trying to have the best days at school, because they don't last forever. Have fun and enjoy it!
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Applause! Applause!
To be a good actor, you have to have a good singing voice, a good sense of movement and drama, and a good speaking voice. Another characteristic is that you have to be brave and be ready for anything. You can't have stage fright. Be cool and have fun. Don't pass out. If you mess up, just start over from where you were and keep on going.
You'll know it's all worth it because you'll have fun and you'll get applause. You feel a lot better when you get applause.
I got huge applause today when I played the Caterpillar in Alice in Wonderland in my third grade musical. It was awesome!
Plus, my grandmas and Franilyn came. That was really cool.
You'll know it's all worth it because you'll have fun and you'll get applause. You feel a lot better when you get applause.
I got huge applause today when I played the Caterpillar in Alice in Wonderland in my third grade musical. It was awesome!
Plus, my grandmas and Franilyn came. That was really cool.
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Monday, May 24, 2010
Cool Pool
You know what's great on a hot May day after you played outside and got really sweaty? A swim in your pool!!
I love my pool. It's a dream come true. If you're thinking of getting one, you should.
I love my pool. It's a dream come true. If you're thinking of getting one, you should.
Sunday, May 23, 2010
You Scream, I Scream, We All Scream for Biking!
If you want to get some exercise, you should ride your bike. It's fun and it helps to work out your body.
And, you could do what my dad, brother, and I did today. We rode our bikes to Bruster's to get ice cream. So, we exercised and then didn't feel bad about eating ice cream once we got there!
And, you could do what my dad, brother, and I did today. We rode our bikes to Bruster's to get ice cream. So, we exercised and then didn't feel bad about eating ice cream once we got there!
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Friday, May 21, 2010
Read, Baby, Read
Your family should have a family reading time once a week. Everyone in the family can take an hour or so and read a book of their choice. You should also keep a family reading journal, so you can keep track of what you've read, how many pages, and stuff like that.
When you're done with the reading time, everybody should share what they've read. That way everyone can enjoy the books.
It also helps you not to spend so much time watching TV. Reading is better for your brain.
We did it tonight at my house and it was fun. I read Pendragon. My mom read the latest Sookie Stackhouse book. My dad read The Unlikely Disciple.
When you're done with the reading time, everybody should share what they've read. That way everyone can enjoy the books.
It also helps you not to spend so much time watching TV. Reading is better for your brain.
We did it tonight at my house and it was fun. I read Pendragon. My mom read the latest Sookie Stackhouse book. My dad read The Unlikely Disciple.
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Un Juego de Tarjetas
Here's a good way to practice Spanish: when you play Uno, you say the number and color of the card that you play in Spanish.
That's a fun way to practice your Spanish.
The only problem is that I can't remember how to say "skip" in Spanish. So, when I play a red skip card, I say, "Rojo skippo." That's not right, but it kind of sounds like Spanish.
That's a fun way to practice your Spanish.
The only problem is that I can't remember how to say "skip" in Spanish. So, when I play a red skip card, I say, "Rojo skippo." That's not right, but it kind of sounds like Spanish.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Keep It Up
You should always follow your dreams and never give up. Even if no one really likes you or no one appreciates your talents, just try, try again. And one day everything will work out.
That's what Casey James did.
That's what Casey James did.
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
It's Raining Rain
They say April showers bring May flowers. But May showers bring gloom and boredom and wet shoes.
This tip goes out to the sun: shine already!
This tip goes out to the sun: shine already!
Monday, May 17, 2010
Best Birthday Ever: Best Birthday Weekend EVER!!
What a great weekend! Sorry I missed a couple of days of tips. I was too caught up in the best birthday weekend ever. Here's a quick rundown:
- Friday: Had sleepover party with friends. Played game of Survivor. (Tom was the sole survivor. I was runner up. I saved Tom early in the game by giving him my individual immunity and then he won the whole thing!!) Got presents. (I have a whole set of Lantern Rings now.) Watched a movie. (Bandslam . . . thumbs up.) Stayed up late.
- Saturday: Woke up and went swimming with friends. Had playdate with Emil, because he couldn't stay at the sleepover because of his baseball game. Grandma came down and started making my caterpillar costume for Alice in Wonderland. Ate at Casa Brava . . . thy gave me a sombrero and sang Feliz Cumpleano to me. Watched Doctor Who . . . big thumbs up.
- Sunday: Family came to our house for birthday celebration. Went swimming with my cousins. Ate lunch. Got presents (comics, a scooter, and some Legos). My favorite comic I got was the Absolute Edition of Crisis on Infinite Earths in hardback. Performed "Ode to Joy" at piano recital . . . thumbs up. Ate subway . . . a footlong for a nine year old tummy! Then, watched Survivor finale . . . thumbs up, except I think Sandra shouldn't have won, I wanted Colby or Jerri to win. I liked Russell, but I didn't want him to win.
What a BIG weekend.
So my last tip for the Best Birthday Ever is make the most of everything you do for your birthday and you'll have a blast like I did!
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Thursday, May 13, 2010
Best Birthday Ever: Dream Theme
To have the best birthday party ever, you need a good theme. Last year, I had a soccer and olympic challenge theme. This year my theme is Survivor Kids. My friends and I are going to make up two tribes: Cumpleanos Tribe and Geburtstag Tribe. We are going to have luxury and immunity challenges. After the immunity challenges, someone will get voted off until we merge into a single tribe and then have a sole survivor.
Themes have to be fun and not too complicated. You need to make sure they're not too babyish or anything. That's the worst when a party is Dora the Explorer or Clifford the Big Red Dog or Bob the Builder or something like that and the kids are just too old to think that's cool.
Themes have to be fun and not too complicated. You need to make sure they're not too babyish or anything. That's the worst when a party is Dora the Explorer or Clifford the Big Red Dog or Bob the Builder or something like that and the kids are just too old to think that's cool.
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Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Best Birthday Ever: Goody Two Shoes
Next tip in the Best Birthday Party Ever series is about goody bags. They are usually good, if you put the right stuff in them. If you put bad stuff in them, like garbage or samples of your DNA, that would not make the party any fun. Good goody bags have things that are not expensive, but still are fun. It's not a good idea to put super nice stuff that is really expensive in goody bags. Then, it's just a waste of money. And it makes it seem like you're trying to buy off your friends with bling bling. You want people to have fun, not praise you for your money spending.
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Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Best Birthday Ever: Eats and Decor
Here's tip number three in my ongoing series of how to have the best birthday party ever.
Cake and balloons and pizza always make for a better party. I don't even really like cake and I still know that you need it for a successful birthday party. Plus, my mom makes a mean Wilton cake decorated however I want.
Balloons make for a more festive environment. Pizza is just yummy.
Here's a preview for tomorrow's tip: two words . . . goody bags!!
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Monday, May 10, 2010
Best Birthday Ever: Installment #1
In honor of my ninth birthday on Sunday, over the next few days I'm going to give you nine tips on how to have the best birthday ever. Today I'm featuring two tips.
First, sleepover birthday parties with friends are very effective for fun celebrations, because you get to have lots of friends and they can spend a long time with you.
Second, if you're having a pool party, make sure you tell everyone to bring their swimming gear, because you don't want to have someone forget their swimming gear and then have to sit out of the pool and watch everyone else swim or, worse yet, get in the pool in their underwear. Gross!
Stay tuned for more "Best Birthday Ever Tips" this week.
First, sleepover birthday parties with friends are very effective for fun celebrations, because you get to have lots of friends and they can spend a long time with you.
Second, if you're having a pool party, make sure you tell everyone to bring their swimming gear, because you don't want to have someone forget their swimming gear and then have to sit out of the pool and watch everyone else swim or, worse yet, get in the pool in their underwear. Gross!
Stay tuned for more "Best Birthday Ever Tips" this week.
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Sunday, May 9, 2010
I Can't Believe It's Only 99 cents
If you don't want an action figure, but you would like something that is cheap, you should go to Vintage Phoenix in Bloomington and get a Green Lantern Ring. They only cost $0.99. I got the red ring. It is a red lantern ring. My friend Jeremy got the white ring. It hasn't even come out yet. I bought my other friend the orange ring for his birthday. I think you should get a ring too.
Thursday, May 6, 2010
G-reat Mail
If you want to have a cool e-mail that has the ability to chat and use Buzz, you should get a gmail address. I have two gmail accounts and I love to use them. It also has video chat and just plain old e-mail. If you don't want to spend all your money on tests or an expensive unlimited texting plan, then use gmail. It may not be quite as fast as texting, but for someone like me, who doesn't have a mobile phone, gmail is great.
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Blog Brother
I'm a follower of my friend Jeremy's blog. You should go visit it. I think it's really good and interesting and fun to read.
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
A Monumental Monthly Appearance
You should go read Indianapolis Monthly from May. I'm in it. My picture is right next to Barack Obama's and Peyton Manning's pictures. Their pictures are in color, though. Mine is only in black and white. Still, you should go read it, because you'll get a lot of wisdom from it. I list 5 really BIG tips.
Don't worry, though. I won't forget all of my loyal readers just because I'm famous.
If you came to the blog because you read about it in Indianapolis Monthly please leave me a comment and let me know. Then browse around for a while. I hope you find something educational and helpful.
Don't worry, though. I won't forget all of my loyal readers just because I'm famous.
If you came to the blog because you read about it in Indianapolis Monthly please leave me a comment and let me know. Then browse around for a while. I hope you find something educational and helpful.
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Monday, May 3, 2010
The Height of Fun
If you want to go to someplace for rock climbing, I recommend Hoosier Heights in Bloomington. My friend Hugo is having a birthday party there and he invited me. I can't wait to go there and climb to the top of the wall without falling off. You should try it, too.
Don't be scared. I'm not.
Don't be scared. I'm not.
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Sunday, May 2, 2010
Sibling Salute
Little brothers are cool. They can always entertain you. But they can also annoy you, just like big brothers. My little brother's special needs mean that he's not as entertaining or annoying as most brothers or sisters. But, I still love him.
People who have brothers and sisters should appreciate them and not complain about them . . . especially my friends who sometimes complain about their brothers and sisters, but then can play with them sometimes, too!
People who have brothers and sisters should appreciate them and not complain about them . . . especially my friends who sometimes complain about their brothers and sisters, but then can play with them sometimes, too!
Saturday, May 1, 2010
Swingin' Good Times!
If you want to have a good time playing outside, then you should go swinging on a swingset. Swings are so much fun! I like to try to go as high as I can. Sometimes I like to jump off, even though my parents tell me I'm not supposed to do that. Whatever.
Sometimes I swing and I play this game when I try to kick this big rubber ball (my Hop 55 ball) as I'm swinging to see how far it will go. Sometimes it would go like a hundred feet in the air and all the way up to my deck. The force of the swinging makes the kick REALLY strong. Awesome.
Sometimes I swing and I play this game when I try to kick this big rubber ball (my Hop 55 ball) as I'm swinging to see how far it will go. Sometimes it would go like a hundred feet in the air and all the way up to my deck. The force of the swinging makes the kick REALLY strong. Awesome.
Friday, April 30, 2010
Guest Tip II
I'm having a sleepover tonight with my good friend Jack. His birthday is the day after mine on May 17. I'm going to let him do a guest tip. Here it is:
"Don't watch Thomas the Tank Engine if you're over six years old. That show is for little kids."
"Don't watch Thomas the Tank Engine if you're over six years old. That show is for little kids."
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Booking a Few Hours of Leisure
When you have a few hours of free time, one fun thing to do is go to a bookstore. I recommend Borders. Barnes & Noble is also good. You can find books to read that you didn't know about and also browse the books you already know you love.
Tomorrow I am reciting my poem at a poetry slam at Borders. I hope to do some reading there afterward.
Tomorrow I am reciting my poem at a poetry slam at Borders. I hope to do some reading there afterward.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Words to Live By
Don't procrastinate. Don't leave your homework until the last minute. It causes trouble. I know.
Monday, April 26, 2010
Hope to Avoid Extermination
If you ever run into a Dalek, run away fast! And pray that the Doctor is around the corner. The Dalek will probably be saying, "Exterminate!"
If the Doctor is around the corner, I'm sure he and his sonic screwdriver will save you. He is the cleverest being in the whole universe, you know. He's never saved me; but I've never been chased by a Dalek either.
I wonder if I could become the Doctor's youngest companion ever. What do you think?
If the Doctor is around the corner, I'm sure he and his sonic screwdriver will save you. He is the cleverest being in the whole universe, you know. He's never saved me; but I've never been chased by a Dalek either.
I wonder if I could become the Doctor's youngest companion ever. What do you think?
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Sunday, April 25, 2010
Clean Movies
If you want to go see a movie, then try cleaning up the house without being asked. Once you've done it, then you can ask your parents to go see a movie. They'll be so happy that you cleaned the house that they'll take you wherever you want to go.
The movie that I want to see is Oceans. I didn't get to go see it today, though, even though I did help clean. My mom asked me to clean, but I did some of it without complaining.
You should try to see if this tip works for you.
Happy cleaning and movie watching!
The movie that I want to see is Oceans. I didn't get to go see it today, though, even though I did help clean. My mom asked me to clean, but I did some of it without complaining.
You should try to see if this tip works for you.
Happy cleaning and movie watching!
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Friday, April 23, 2010
Laughter Squared
I have a joke tip today. Did you know you can make jokes out of math? You actually can. When we were doing math this week, my friend came up to me and said, "What is Demeter's favorite method of doing math?" (You know Demeter is the goddess of the harvest and planting.) Then he said, "Lettuce multiplication." We were working in Everyday Math on lattice multiplication.
Get it? Lettuce multiplication?
Ha! That is some funny math humor, dude.
Get it? Lettuce multiplication?
Ha! That is some funny math humor, dude.
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Sleep Interrupted
Don't let some stupid sixth grade girl tell you about scary movies like When a Stranger Calls, because then you might get scared and have a hard time falling asleep. Even though you know it's not real, you might still feel a little freaked out by it when it's all dark in your room.
Remember my strategies for falling asleep . . . .
Remember my strategies for falling asleep . . . .
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Parts is Parts
If you have an Alice in Wonderland play at your school, try your best and don't give up. Even if you don't get the part you really want, you should still try hard and you'll probably enjoy it. Maybe it will turn out to be a fun part.
I tried out for the Cheshire Cat, the Caterpillar, and the Doormouse. I got the Caterpillar, my second choice. The only reason I wanted the Cheshire Cat is that I like cats. Now that I'm the Caterpillar, I'm really excited about it.
"A, E, I, O, U. O, U, E, I, A!"
I tried out for the Cheshire Cat, the Caterpillar, and the Doormouse. I got the Caterpillar, my second choice. The only reason I wanted the Cheshire Cat is that I like cats. Now that I'm the Caterpillar, I'm really excited about it.
"A, E, I, O, U. O, U, E, I, A!"
Monday, April 19, 2010
Far From Effortless
You should always give your best effort at everything you do.
I gave my best effort at soccer practice tonight and I got the "best effort ball" as a reward. Way to go me!
I gave my best effort at soccer practice tonight and I got the "best effort ball" as a reward. Way to go me!
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Call Me "Slash"
If you want a cool new necklace, I recommend dog tags. They look great and you can get a fun nickname put on your tag. Mine says "Slash," because that's my skater nickname.
What would you put on your dog tag?
What would you put on your dog tag?
Friday, April 16, 2010
Dad: An Unreliable ATM
When you're a kid, you shouldn't have to remind your dad to bring money to the school carnival. But, based on my experience today, you do. So, don't forget. Otherwise you have to sit around and wait for your mom to bring your brother from his adaptive swim class at the Y before you can buy and tickets and play any carnival games.
Geez, dad, bring some money with you already!
Geez, dad, bring some money with you already!
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Thursday, April 15, 2010
Oops!
Guess what? This is my 100th tip. My dad went back and looked at the archives and realized that the tip two days ago was only the 98th.
So, my tip is: don't let your dad count up your posts.
So, my tip is: don't let your dad count up your posts.
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Wednesday, April 14, 2010
A Slight Hiccup in the Process
I saw the movie How to Train Your Dragon. I thought it was really good. There's a book series that it's based on. If you see the movie, you should get the book series. It's called The Heroic Misadventures of Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III. I've heard the books are good. I'm going to go to the library and try to pick up some of the books and read them.
Oh, yeah, so don't you go to the library before me and check out the books so that I can't. That would make me mad. And it would be rude. After all, it's my tip.
Oh, yeah, so don't you go to the library before me and check out the books so that I can't. That would make me mad. And it would be rude. After all, it's my tip.
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Century
This is my one hundredth tip!!
So, my tip is that when you get to the hundredth tip on your blog . . . "Celebrate good times, come on!"
So, my tip is that when you get to the hundredth tip on your blog . . . "Celebrate good times, come on!"
Monday, April 12, 2010
Who's on BBC America
Doctor Who is a very entertaining show. It's British. The show has been on for a long, long time. The new season starts this Friday on BBC America. There's a new actor playing the Doctor. The most recent two actors who played the Doctor were David Tennant and Christopher Eccleston. My favorite was David Tennant. The new Doctor, Matt Smith, doesn't really look like a very good Doctor. We'll see.
You should watch, though. It's great science fiction!
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