In Appreciation of School Days

If you think you can't wait for school to be over, then think again.  School is actually really fun.  You have a good teacher who cares about you, you learn a lot, you have great friends you get to see every day, and recess rules.

Summer is fun and all, but going to camps is pretty stinky.  It's hot a lot of the time.

You should really consider trying to have the best days at school, because they don't last forever.  Have fun and enjoy it!

Laughter Squared

I have a joke tip today.  Did you know you can make jokes out of math?  You actually can.  When we were doing math this week, my friend came up to me and said, "What is Demeter's favorite method of doing math?"  (You know Demeter is the goddess of the harvest and planting.)  Then he said, "Lettuce multiplication."  We were working in Everyday Math on lattice multiplication.

Get it?  Lettuce multiplication?

Ha!  That is some funny math humor, dude.