Showing posts with label freak. Show all posts
Showing posts with label freak. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

YouLaugh

My new friends Leo, Zachary, and Max introduced my friend Christopher and me to a bunch of funny YouTube videos by this guy who calls himself NigaHiga. They are hilarious. Here are a few of my favorites. You should watch them!

iPod Human



Sham Woo-Hoo!



Children's Bop



Dude vs. Wild

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

A Crack in the Foundation

I have a tip for people who wear pants that don't fit them, especially if you're bootylicious. Buy some pants that fit you. For goodness sake don't sit down at a bar and let your pants slip down.

Today at a restaurant I sat facing a guy who obviously should have heard this tip before he got dressed today.

He was the mayor of Crackville.

It was a six inch crack sandwich in denim bread.

It was plumber's crack and he was charging holiday rates.

You could have hidden a small puppy in that thing.

Believe me, it was gross.

Do me a favor: don't put some other kid through the torture I endured today. Buy some pants that fit and wear a belt.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Freak-a-Deak

I'm a super freak, super freak. I'm super freaky.

Are you?