YouLaugh

My new friends Leo, Zachary, and Max introduced my friend Christopher and me to a bunch of funny YouTube videos by this guy who calls himself NigaHiga. They are hilarious. Here are a few of my favorites. You should watch them!

iPod Human



Sham Woo-Hoo!



Children's Bop



Dude vs. Wild

A Crack in the Foundation

I have a tip for people who wear pants that don't fit them, especially if you're bootylicious. Buy some pants that fit you. For goodness sake don't sit down at a bar and let your pants slip down.

Today at a restaurant I sat facing a guy who obviously should have heard this tip before he got dressed today.

He was the mayor of Crackville.

It was a six inch crack sandwich in denim bread.

It was plumber's crack and he was charging holiday rates.

You could have hidden a small puppy in that thing.

Believe me, it was gross.

Do me a favor: don't put some other kid through the torture I endured today. Buy some pants that fit and wear a belt.

Wii Tip, Take 2

This tip will deal with the good side, not the sick joke side, of playing with a Wii.

The Wii is an awesome video game system.  If you think PS trilogy or the xBox 360 trilogy are good, you are nuts.  Although, I will agree that the PS3 is really great.

Wii games are so awesome.

You should try to get a Wii from your parents.  My parents won't let me have one.  My grandparents and my cousin have one, though.  That's part of what makes visiting them so fun.

Dishonest Names

There are some people who have last names that are kind of a lie. For example, I know someone whose last name is Young, but that person is pretty old. There also have been fat people and tall people with the last name Short or Small. What about dumb people named Bright or Sharp? It doesn't seem fair to give people names that are totally not true of themselves.

Sadly, though, I don't think you're allowed to change your name. So, if you've been stuck with a name that doesn't describe you, try to convince your parents and friends to call you something different. But, I bet it won't work.

If you don't like your name for this reason, leave your name in a comment and I'll try to come up with a nickname for you that is more accurate to who you are.

Of Immature Uncles

If you have uncles who are mean, don't play Wii with them.  If you do, they'll make comments like, "You really like to play with your Wii, don't you?"  And they don't mean the video game system, if you know what I mean.

(By the way, happy 40th birthday Uncle Robby.)