Friday, March 5, 2010

A Taxonomy of Naughty Words

I know all of the naughty words.  Naughty words come in three types: bad words, cuss words, and swear words.  Bad words aren't necessarily swear words or cuss words, but they're just bad to say, like shut up, stupid, and idiotic.  Cuss words are words like both "d" words, the "b" word, and a few others.  The difference between cuss words and bad words or swear words is that they are really bad, but not quite as bad as swear words, which are just a few words that are really specially picked out as the worst.  Swear words are really, really bad words, which you should probably never say in your whole life.  I won't give examples, because they're so bad you shouldn't even think them.

Most people should avoid naughty words altogether.  Some people have a problem with naughty words.  They're just bad eggs.  They are like Veruca Salt in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.  She was just a bad nut.

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