Dishonest Names

There are some people who have last names that are kind of a lie. For example, I know someone whose last name is Young, but that person is pretty old. There also have been fat people and tall people with the last name Short or Small. What about dumb people named Bright or Sharp? It doesn't seem fair to give people names that are totally not true of themselves.

Sadly, though, I don't think you're allowed to change your name. So, if you've been stuck with a name that doesn't describe you, try to convince your parents and friends to call you something different. But, I bet it won't work.

If you don't like your name for this reason, leave your name in a comment and I'll try to come up with a nickname for you that is more accurate to who you are.