An Unexpected Manifesto Regarding Days Off School

Schools should not give extra days off for kids when teachers go back to school.  You might think it's fun, but it's not.  The TV still thinks it's a regular school day and only preschool kids will be home.  So, it shows all these dumb little kid shows, not the cool kid shows that are on weekends and after school.  So, if you're a kid, don't wish for days off school.  It's a bad-TV trap.