Showing posts with label vomit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vomit. Show all posts

Saturday, March 13, 2010

The Upside and Downside of Travel

Traveling to grandparents' houses is fun, because you can sit in the van and watch movies.  Traveling can be convenient to allow you to catch up on things you haven't had time to do.

I love my grandmas and I like visiting them.

The only problem is if you get car sick and vomit.  Gross!

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Bear-ly Possible


There's a show called "Man vs. Wild," where Bear Grylls does all kinds of amazing survival stuff.  The problem is that they don't do a very good job of telling you how to survive if you refuse to eat gross stuff like snake heads, fish eyes, and weaver ant larvae.  I'm not about to drink my own pee!  And they don't tell you how you'd get up the cliffside by the river if you're not strong enough to climb a bamboo shoot all the way to the top or if there's no tree limb conveniently located for you.  So, my tip is this: if you don't want to eat gross things or drink your own pee or jump over huge glacier crevasses, you better not find yourself in a situation when you need to use Bear Grylls's survival skills.

Monday, January 18, 2010

In Both Senses . . .

Vomiting stinks!