Eat Like the Caveman

If you go to CrossFit and you want to try to lose weight and eat healthy, they might tell you to try the Paleo Diet.  It helps you lose weight.  You get lots of fruits and vegetables, but you don't get to eat ice cream and popcorn and jelly beans and candy and sweets and chocolate.  It's called the Paleo Diet, because it's based on people who lived in the Paleolithic Era lived.  So, some people call it the caveman diet.  Anybody can do it, even if you don't go to CrossFit.

I think it's okay, but it's not as fun as I wish it were.  I like popcorn and ice cream and stuff like that.  Plus, I'm not a caveman, so why should I eat like one.  Ook and Gluk were probably on that diet, though.

My dad is making all of us do the Paleo Diet with him, because he needs to lose weight.

If you have to go on a diet because your dad is fat, then it could be worse than the Paleo Diet, because you can eat lots of grapes and bananas and peaches.

From Storms to Blizzards

You should go to Dairy Queen and get a Blizzard, because those Blizzards are sweet-mama good.  So are the ice cream cookies and chocolate covered cones.  Those are good, too.  They also have Diet Coke with vanilla flavoring in them.  My mom is addicted to them.  My dad likes them, too, but not as much as my mom.

My favorite Blizzard is the new Strawberry Golden Oreo.  Mmmmmm, mmmmmm.

It's No Turkuaz

Chick-fil-A = Yuck-fil-Poo!

Half Decadent, All Good

Chocolate strawberries are awesome.  They are especially good when there's a lot of milk chocolate on them and the chocolate is still a little soft because it hasn't totally dried yet.  My mom's are the best.

Plus, they're sort of a half-healthy snack.  What?  I mean, the strawberry is good for you!

Pampering at Grandma's House

Go visit your grandma's house because you get to eat like kings.  


[Ed. note:  This tip comes to you on a full stomach, after having eaten 4 strips of bacon, scrambled eggs, and several cookies for breakfast.]

Another Popcorn Post . . . It's Just That Good!

Never say that popcorn is terrible.  It is a great snack!  

P.S. Have your mom salt it. If she is anything like my mom, she has a salt addiction and will put a lot of salt and butter on it.

Mushy for a Slushy

Target has Mango slushies at the front of the store snack bar.  Strawberry, too.  Mmmm, mmmm.  The're really good.

Fat Cats

If your cat gets too fat, you may have to put it on a diet.  Some cats, like my cat Frodo, eat too much and get all lumpy, fat, and lazy.  Sometimes he has a hard time jumping up on things because he's so big.  I think he should stop hogging all the food and let my other cat Pippen have some.

If you have a cat and you think it might be overweight and needs to go on a diet, send me a picture of it.  I can tell you whether it's just big or if it's really fat.

P.S.  The picture at the link is of Frodo as a kitten.  Believe me, he is a big hunk of humongous kitty now.